At about midday, members of London Rising Tide (in support of the 'Plane Stupid' short haul callout) entered the CAA building (in Kingsway London WC2), and asked to see their Chairman Sir Roy McNulty to present him with a copy of the Tyndall Centre report on aviation and climate change.
Three grassroots professors of Climatology: Herb Garrett from Proper Climatology Innit Inc, Winston O'Boogie from Whither Science Bona Fide, and Wolfgang Lumpenback from Klimate Kaos Kosher, persuaded his PA to accept the science report and she promised to reply in writing to London Rising Tide.
Outside: human dice in Sleazy Jet colours had emblazoned themselves with slogans detailing the 'Plane Truth' about aviation. These included: " 0 % = UK personal CO2 emitions needed to meet goverment 2020 targets at current rate of aviation pollution" - carbon neutrality for all except the Aviation Industry!
At the same time 'bean counting' besuited Civil Servants - having tired of their occupational therapy in the building, and having failed to get Sir Woy McNutty to to sign a comedy cheque for the tragic £9.2 billion the CAA allows the aviation industry to recieve p.a - came outside to issue 'Easy Climate' boarding passes to CAA workers and passers by.
After two hours angry Climatologists and furious beancounters entered the postroom at the rear of the building to have the cheque delivered personaly to Sir Woy McNutty. Postroom workers magnamanously accepted the cheque and the CAA's culpabillity in the absense of any responsibility from Sir Woy.
Pictures to follow.
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